The Neverending House Party

oh hey have some art and maybe some pictures of weird plants

sdzoo:

Binturongs have a very distinctive smell—that of buttered popcorn. As pleasing as it might be to a human nose, that scent serves a purpose in the wild: to let other binturongs know they are trespassing on someone else’s territory or to discourage would-be predators. Learn more.

biodiverseed:

"Those Wiz Khalifas could use some water.”

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disgustinganimals:

some-jerkoff:

I would like to know @disgustinganimals opinion on this owl.

most animals that i pet must demonstrate feats of strength if they intend to serve our household.

in the rarest of circumstances, a bird may prove of interest, and among the first tests of worth are balance and vigilance.  this bird is guarding this stylus with its life.  good start.

but this owner is too quick with the petting.  there will pass many months in my house without head rubs.  one must learn to earn them.  too freely given and the bird will become expectant and and start giving sass.  worse, it may join a union or the birds rights movement.  

don’t make a potential ally into the bread demanding enemy you hope to dismantle.  owning animals is not a game.

(Source: youtube.com)

psshaw:

doubleplusunlucky:

What is going on here? I don’t even know anymore.
What is the intended market for these?
The economics of existential chicken horror are beyond my grasp.

THE INTENDED MARKET IS ME.

See I almost purchased the one in front, just because this insane fantasy of watching someone dig through a pile of mashed potatoes only to reveal the piercing stare of demon chicken immediately sprang to mind.
but the plate was 40 bucks and hell naw that’s too rich for me

psshaw:

doubleplusunlucky:

What is going on here? I don’t even know anymore.

What is the intended market for these?

The economics of existential chicken horror are beyond my grasp.

THE INTENDED MARKET IS ME.

See I almost purchased the one in front, just because this insane fantasy of watching someone dig through a pile of mashed potatoes only to reveal the piercing stare of demon chicken immediately sprang to mind.

but the plate was 40 bucks and hell naw that’s too rich for me

What is going on here? I don’t even know anymore.
What is the intended market for these? 
The economics of existential chicken horror are beyond my grasp.

What is going on here? I don’t even know anymore.

What is the intended market for these?

The economics of existential chicken horror are beyond my grasp.

Today I looked into the abyss and this plate stared back

Today I looked into the abyss and this plate stared back

Any plant nerds interested in reading a short piece on the worldwide trade in endangered flora?

I’m doing some writing in preparation for grad school and would love for somebody more informed to rip this writing sample to pieces. I am a ponderous, didactic writer and need a swift kick in the ass.