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How can a pocket-sized dickweed with a busted pimp limp who spent the back half of last season in the hospital be a convincing patsy for the Chesapeake Ripper? At some point did anyone think to check Chilton’s credit card statements for a) Damian Hearst’s craft supplies, b) a conspicuously large cherry tree, 3) a whole fucking operating theatre and 4) tickets, gas receipts or bus fare to Minnesota??
Why does an FBI trainee who spent two years in a hole developing PTSD have a 45cal handgun?
How does Jack Crawford have a job??
I literally watched this episode high on percocet and it still managed to come across as poorly conceived. But there’s a dog named Applesauce and that’s really cute so that alone earns this train wreck at least 3/5 stars. B-, would watch again but only if I have painkillers left.